Leeds Lavatory!

Due to the fact things have cleaned up hugely in the last year and the rather shady nature of this page I think I'll be adding something historical about Leeds and my immediate area instead.  Fingers crossed I'll shortly find the time to put something slightly more readable than this drivel!

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Here I'm going to Score the Elsan Facilities below Leeds Lock on the following:
  • How dry is the floor (1=Wet 10=Dry)
  • How strong is the stench (1=V Strong 10=Smells lovely)
  • How much Sh*t is on show (1=Its everywhere 10=Where it should be)
  • Likelihood of throwing up (1=Certain 10=No problem)
  • Do I need to burn my clothes after use (1=Yes 10=Def Not)
Overall Cleanliness Score (1=Disgusting 10=Like to spend more time in there!)

If you think of anything else you'd like me to score on please let me know.  Hope to update this approx once every week :-)

27/1/2012
As I've not updated this for a while I thought I'd treat you to a picture showing where all the fun happens.  Here goes:

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In other good news I now have a trolley to assist with moving the cassette and coal/wood :-)

Wednesday 21st December
Following a spell up at Granary Wharf it's back to business - but barely worth scoring again as it's clean once more.  I'm not complaining.  Just not so interesting I suppose.


How dry is the floor (1=Wet 10=Dry)                                                    --6
How strong is the stench (1=V Strong 10=Smells lovely)                        --9
How much Sh*t is on show (1=Its everywhere 10=Where it should be)  --9
Likelihood of throwing up (1=Certain 10=No problem)                          --10
Do I need to burn my clothes after use (1=Yes 10=Def Not)                  --10
Overall Cleanliness Score                                                                  --9



Monday 7th November

How dry is the floor (1=Wet 10=Dry)                                                    --7
How strong is the stench (1=V Strong 10=Smells lovely)                        --7
How much Sh*t is on show (1=Its everywhere 10=Where it should be)  --7
Likelihood of throwing up (1=Certain 10=No problem)                          --8
Do I need to burn my clothes after use (1=Yes 10=Def Not)                  --8
Overall Cleanliness Score                                                                  --7


This part of the blog really seems to be working - Could be much nicer today but all OK.  Thanks again to the Cleaners - and all those responsible boaters :-)


Tues 1st November
Back to Clarence Dock


How dry is the floor (1=Wet 10=Dry)                                                    --8
How strong is the stench (1=V Strong 10=Smells lovely)                        --6
How much Sh*t is on show (1=Its everywhere 10=Where it should be)  --8
Likelihood of throwing up (1=Certain 10=No problem)                          --8
Do I need to burn my clothes after use (1=Yes 10=Def Not)                  --9
Overall Cleanliness Score                                                                  --8
Signs of an impending blockage but really quite nice!



Sun 23rd
Relieved to get back to Granary Wharf as we're full.  On the approach back into Leeds we thought we were stuck as some kind chav had decided to drain the pound above Oddy Locks.  Fortunately filled within an hour or two.


Thurs 20th
Bingley Five Rise facilities
Not so good here - rather small, wet and cramped.  Job done without incident.

Tuesday 18th 
Facilities at Apperley Bridge BW depot
Very tidy again - and no need for a mile long walk with 15kg in hand!

Monday 17th Oct
Emptied again @ Granary Wharf - Just for fun really!

Sat 15th Oct
Currently at Granary Wharf mooring.  Facilities here are amazing.
Elsan 10/10 in all areas
Shower - very nice
These are located at the bottom of the round tower.  Key has to be collected from the estate office.  Not sure if these are available only to those paying nightly mooring charge of £6.

09:30 Monday 10th Oct

How dry is the floor (1=Wet 10=Dry)                                                    --6
How strong is the stench (1=V Strong 10=Smells lovely)                        --7
How much Sh*t is on show (1=Its everywhere 10=Where it should be)  --6
Likelihood of throwing up (1=Certain 10=No problem)                          --7
Do I need to burn my clothes after use (1=Yes 10=Def Not)                  --8
Overall Cleanliness Score                                                                  --7
Everything in working order just a bit messy!

(Trip to lemonroyd facilities in here if you were disturbed by the gap)



08:00 Tuesday 27th Sept

How dry is the floor (1=Wet 10=Dry)                                                    --10
How strong is the stench (1=V Strong 10=Smells lovely)                        --9
How much Sh*t is on show (1=Its everywhere 10=Where it should be)  --10
Likelihood of throwing up (1=Certain 10=No problem)                          --10
Do I need to burn my clothes after use (1=Yes 10=Def Not)                  --10


Overall Cleanliness Score                                                                  --9.5
Wow this is as clean as it's ever been.  Big up BW!



17:00 Monday 19th Sept


How dry is the floor (1=Wet 10=Dry)                                                    --5   
How strong is the stench (1=V Strong 10=Smells lovely)                        --5
How much Sh*t is on show (1=Its everywhere 10=Where it should be)  --7
Likelihood of throwing up (1=Certain 10=No problem)                          --7
Do I need to burn my clothes after use (1=Yes 10=Def Not)                  --8


Overall Cleanliness Score                                                                  --6
Just about satisfactory but expect problems on my next visit!


09:30am Saturday 10th Sept


How dry is the floor (1=Wet 10=Dry)                                                    --7    
How strong is the stench (1=V Strong 10=Smells lovely)                        --8
How much Sh*t is on show (1=Its everywhere 10=Where it should be)  --10
Likelihood of throwing up (1=Certain 10=No problem)                          --9
Do I need to burn my clothes after use (1=Yes 10=Def Not)                  --9


Overall Cleanliness Score                                                                  --8


Erm this is amazingly good - not what i was expecting.  Lets see how long it lasts!

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